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xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

posted 1 week ago with 176,659 notes

stopsayingtmr:

I was eating some ground turkey with brown rice. And as I attempted to right tumblr into the address bar, I wrote turkey instead.

posted 2 weeks ago with 3 notes

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

posted 2 weeks ago with 279,453 notes

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

posted 2 weeks ago with 378,694 notes

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

posted 2 weeks ago with 74,535 notes

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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posted 2 weeks ago with 83,191 notes