do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time
I was eating some ground turkey with brown rice. And as I attempted to right tumblr into the address bar, I wrote turkey instead.
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead